Figuring out the Quarterlife
in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful.
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sad, sad day.
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HT PT
hot pot
jobobo. coincidentally thats my nickname
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I love it
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The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
I do workout and this happens to me every time I have a meeting on the 3rd floor. And sometimes I sweat.
that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.
Abortion seems to be the only medical procedure that people want to deny you based on how you got in that situation.
Drove drunk, got in an accident and need an organ transplant? No problem.
Messing around with a gun, accidentally shoot yourself in the leg and need surgery? Of course.
Smoke tobacco for most of your life and need treatment for lung cancer? Yep.
Climb a tree, fall out and break your leg? We’ll fix that right up.
Have sex and get pregnant when you don’t want to be? YOU GOT YOURSELF INTO THIS SITUATION AND YOU DESERVE NO MEDICAL HELP OR COMPASSION! THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND YOU WILL DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES!
Worry About Your Own Uterus: (via veruca-assault)
“Worry about your own uterus” wise wise words.
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